Pals

This is a list of me best friends, in order. Order of preference – Just kiddin’!! (anyone who loves the mighty boosh moon will get that)

Rosie or LORD/Electronic Spazz, as she likes to call herself. A bus buddy with an extremely random sense of humour and a very slack attitude to her blog (AHEM) . Should probably mention that she’s a DT luvva.

Aimee aka Bus dudette number one and fellow DT fan/lover. Aimee you are a numpty, but you’re my numpty.

First Mate or Shawnee in polite society, is totally obsessed with the mighty boosh and seems to be very anti-David Tennant (shame on you).

Rivergirlie is my guardian angel, but she is as of this moment sacked because of her heartless comment that David Tennant looked like a weasel on speed. Grrr.

Blondi or Rach appears to have converted the wrong way, IE she used to like David but doesn’t now. Did I mention that Hitler’s dog’s name was Blondi? No offense meant. I just like my history.

Bea is a chav-turned-indie girl. She is a bus buddy who has taught me that you aren’t allowed to say duffed up anymore, it’s now rinsed or owned, and the new word for slut is stret (often misheard as stretch)

Lexy Is my lover-ly pal from school WHO HAS LOST HER USERNAME. How rude.

And the rest. If I’ve missed anyone off this list, please send me a thorough reprimand.

I almost forgot David Tennant. He doesn’t know me, but I know him, and I think he is fiiiiiine.