Armageddon!?
Apparently, some Swiss people are going to collide some things with some other things, which may actually kill us all. Tomorrow. Great. Thanks a lot, Swiss people. This could not come at a worse time for me. There are things going on, big important things. Like, for example, 400 people have found me by looking for Zac Efron. Thank fuck for him, I say. Anyway, I’ve also toyed with the idea of introducing a regular feature. Can’t decide which one though, I may take votes. The nominees are:
- Stupid things I’ve read on people’s hoodies.
- Swearwords I’ve heard celebrities say (only so far you can go with this one)
- People I’ve seen who look like they’ve seen the dead.
- Things David Tennant has been seen eating. (The list is endless)
- Things in textbooks that appear innocent at first glance, but later on seem suggestive.
- Ways in which the embarrassing topic of STDs has been broached in citizenship.
- Terms people have come up with for breasts
VOTE!
Athough if we’re doomed anyway, it seems a bit pointless.
Ah well.
In other news, the CD trail has led me back to the fateful Paramore box from which all this misery sprungeth hence. Inside the fateful Paramore box from which all this misery sprungeth hence was… A DVD! Now I’ll have to go through all of those too!
xox
P.S. If we all die tomorrow, I’m sorry if I’ve ever been horrid to you.
hahaha!!1
ily
| Posted 3 years, 5 months agox
you do make me laff
or you could do just a regular column on me tbh.
& at least you have the RiD album back. i had to bully eoin to get him to give it to you.
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
xox
| Posted 3 years, 5 months agooh dear. well….i’ll be voting for either numbers one or five. or both. heheheh. unfortunately i think i would be a permanant fixture to number three if u decided to go with that one. i look like the LIVING dead when i’m really tired in the morning lol.
| Posted 3 years, 5 months agoin other news, i saw HAMLET and it was amazing! i was sat next to the walkway on the right, on the same level as the actors and they all ran past me LOADS. it was a really funny play tho i thought!
A xxx
yes, yes, yes – but this is no reason not to do your homework!
| Posted 3 years, 5 months ago(look, sorry to be such a funsucker but, frankly, it’s my job) xxx