The Queen Has Bebo?!

Taken from a conversation I had with Alex about 10 minutes ago.

GlamRockWellies says: I’m trying to take a new Bebo picture. One that will impress Dee Plume if she happens to chance by. It’s like when the queen comes to sleep over in olden days and they had to paint everything and so on.
TheStereotypicalDork says: The queen is coming to your Bebo?
GlamRockWellies says: Well, in a way, yes.
TheStereotypicalDork says: I didn’t know the queen even had a Bebo! I always saw her as more of a MySpace kinda girl…
GlamRockWellies says: Well, not really, no. I’m talking in figurative terms. And you did not just refer to the queen as a girl?!
TheStereotypicalDork says: I wish she did have some kind of social networking profile.
GlamRockWellies says: Me too. If she did, I would so add her. It would look so cool in the emails; “The Queen has drawn on your wall. To return a whiteboard drawing to The Queen…” 
TheStereotypicalDork: I might recommend it. It really would restore my faith in the monarchy
GlamRockWellies says: Yeah, I think I would be a lot more supportive about things like taxes and so on.
TheStereotypicalDork says: Even the queen pays taxes.
GlamRockWellies says: Really?
TheStereotypicalDork says: Yeah, the queen is like the first to pay income tax
GlamRockWellies says: Hmm. You seem to know an awful lot about the queen there, Skippy…

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